Why cant he just stop talking to that SLUT -.-‘

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

blukudeiro:

still the best thing ever

maryjaneeverydaye:

gethigh-andlaughatnothing:

thekeifchief:

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

^ amen.

I love this

kairibloodheart:

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

and so then a new creepy pasta was born

unicornsandshit0420:

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

HAHAHAHAHA YES http://cpt-poopington.tumblr.com/ you HAVE. To see this!!!

seratonation:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

commanderkarkat:

you said youd always love me

WHY IS IT SURROUNDED BY SALT

#BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING DEMON

HOW CAN YOU BE ON TUMBLR AND NOT KNOW ABOUT THE SALT

russianparkourist:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

viacherbourgandqueenstown:

It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…

BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

I now understand women through a gifset. Thank you, Tumblr

“Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an Idea, and Ideas are bulletproof!” -V

sunshinereefer:

One Love